George & Barbara's 50th Wedding Anniversary

George & Barbara decide to spend their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel that they had stayed in on their honeymoon.  They even book into the same room.

Just as they had done 50 years previously, they order room service to bring breakfast up to their room.  They are sitting opposite to each other and Barbara leans over towards her husband and says, "George, do you remember ... 50 years ago we were sat at this table eating breakfast ... but then we were completely naked?"

George replies, "Well, we can do the same now."

So George takes off his pyjamas and Barbara takes off her nightie ... then they both sit down again to resume their breakfast.

After a while, Barbara leans over and says to her husband, "George, after all these years my nipples are still hot for you."

George replies, "I'm not surprised ... one's in your porridge and the other's in your coffee."

back    return to previous page