|So Dr. Goldberg is at the Pearly Gates and the Gatekeeper won't let him in.
Gatekeeper: "I'm sorry, doctor, but you can't come in here. You're going
down there." [pointing in a downwards direction]
Dr. Goldberg: "There must be a mistake. All my life I've been curing
people's illnesses and saving people's lives. I must be coming up here."
Gatekeeper: [checking his list ...] "No, I'm sorry doctor, you're definitely
not on the list. You're going down there ..."
At that moment, a man in a white coat with a stethoscope round his neck
walks straight in through the gates.
Dr. Goldberg: "Look, he's a doctor and you've let him in."
Gatekeeper: "That's not a doctor. That's God ... he just thinks he's a doctor."
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